#68 Osaka Aquarium


Your family is coming to visit you in Japan. They don’t speak any Japanese, and they’re not that interested in high Japanese culture (theatre, museums etc.), so where do you take them?

I found myself in this situation two years ago when my brother and sister came to visit me in Japan on my year abroad. More recently, my partner and I were going to Osaka together for the first time. I needed to find something that would be impressive, inexpensive and fun to do.

Enter the Osaka Kaiyukan, one of the biggest aquariums in the world.

Aquarium entrance

It’s easy to get to, absolutely huge, and a super fun to spend the day. I mean, who wouldn’t be charmed by the cuteness of huddling penguins, the laziness of the big fat seals, the clever dolphins, or the big ass whales!






Huddling penguins

There are also giant crabs bigger than a fully grown man, adorable capybara (what they’re doing in an aquarium is beyond me, but who cares) and mesmerising glowing jellyfish. What’s not to love?

Jellyfish that looks like a flame underwater


As you walk around, you’ll probably hear the word ‘kawaii‘ approximately 400 million times, or ‘dekai!’ exclaimed every other step as you walk around the enormous central tank.

Capybara (like a giant guinea pig)

The variety of things to see is well worth the visit. I would recommend carving out at least half a day to explore the aquarium, and the shopping town built next to it.

Giant king crab

The last time I went, we grabbed a bargain by getting the ‘Osaka Kaiyu Ticket’ which combines the price of entrance with unlimited travel around Osaka on the subway, bus, and trams.

Glowing jellyfish

Before you leave, you can have a go at touching sharks with your hands (seriously). Anyone can have a go (Japanese people are very trusting – this kind of thing would not work in London zoo) and they assured us it’s perfectly safe.

Me looking like a badass, shaking like a leaf wondering if sharks can detect fear…?

There’s so much to see that you’ll probably run out of energy walking around the place before you get bored. Even though the place is huge, it gets pretty busy during holiday times, so if you can help it, the best time to go is on a weekday during school time.

Have you every been to the Osaka Kaiyukan before? Let me know what you think!


#66 Nara

Nara was the capital of Japan from 710 when it used to be the center of Japanese religion and politics until the Emperor Kammu moved to Kyoto, ending the Nara period in 784.

Since then, although it’s lost some of it’s former glory, it still remains as one of the finest cities in Japan, deeply steeped in history and beauty. People from all over the country and the rest of the world still flock to Nara to appreciate its World Heritage site – Todaiji amongst it’s other world famous pagodas, gardens, towns and other temples.

Nara, like most other cities in Japan, relies heavily on tourism and should you happen to go during some of it’s busiest months (ie. cherry blossom season) you won’t find it hard to bump into more gaijin than Japanese people as you jostle your way towards the main attractions. I really recommend getting a guide or someone who knows what they’re talking about to really get the best out of this wonderful city.

Being the otaku Japanologist that I am, I arrived early one day to grab front row seats to Nara’s most spectacular show – the sacred Omizu-dori matsuri, also known as the ‘Fire Festival’ that happens just once a year. It happens in March and is really a must see if you’re in the Kansai area during this time.

On the way, you may see street vendors selling freshly baked sweet potato. There probably aren’t that many requirements that are compulsory to be a successful street vendor – except to be very old, because it’s those sad wrinkled faces that stir up the kind of guilt that make you want to buy such overpriced food – but at least it’s delicious and you could use the skin scraps to feed the deer…

Don't underestimate these beasts

Deer are believed to be sacred creatures, and have been protected for hundreds of years in Nara. It is illegal to harm or kill them, so it’s a good thing they’re all tame. They roam freely all over the city (and sometimes cross roads as cars wait patiently for them to make it to the other side) occasionally nudging tourists’ elbows for shika senbei (deer biscuits).

Be warned however, if a deer manages to sniff you up and discover that you’re hiding a delicious piece of recycled paper (or whatever it is the biscuits are made from), they’ll be after you like a herd of bees. You can tell who are the more seasoned travellers and who are the tourist newbies about to be terrorized because something like this always happens:

  1. Person sees Deer and exclaims “aww, how cute!” (or sometimes, just “kawaiiiii!“).
  2. Deer approaches timidly, and makes cute eyes.
  3. Person feels sorry for the Deer and buys a small pack of biscuits for them.
  4. Deer nibbles politely… but just as Person starts to smile or pose for a picture…
  5. Deer opens it’s jaws and snatches pile of biscuits straight out of the person’s hands quicker than you can say “Holy *%$& Bambi!”.

I’ve seen deer grab entire stacks of biscuits straight out of toddler hands and run away, leaving kids who were giggling just a second before wide-eyed with shock and now empty handed. It’s a cruel world.

If you find yourself being pursued by insistent deer, there are several ways I have learned (from experience of being chased by a half a dozen deer) that can get them off your back:

1. Drop everything. Scatter any/all of the biscuits you are holding onto the floor and walk away quickly. Try not to throw them at the deer, this may not be received well if there are Japanese people nearby.

2. Put your hands up in the air like you just don’t care! No, actually do it exactly as you would if a cop told you to “FREEZE!”. If you can speak Japanese, grovel profusely that you don’t have any food or else repeatedly apologizing often works. There are some deer that will grant your mercy.

3. Take cover. Dash into the nearest shop and hide behind some shelves… the old shop ladies know how to deal with stalker deer. In fact, old ladies in Japan (the elite obaachan) run the entire country. I wouldn’t be surprised if they control politicians and yakuza alike, so they can probably handle wild animals just fine.

Follow these tips and you should be able to get away from even the most desperate deer. If all else fails, deer also like to eat coats (see the deer teeth marks on my trench coat) and maps (since these seem to be plentiful in Nara) – you can drop these behind you and hope your enemies will be stalled long enough for you to get away…

… not unlike Mario Kart really.

#65 Miyajima

Miyajima is a small island off the coast off Hiroshima and is most famous for it’s ‘floating’ torii gate and shrine. The shrine is built on wooden foundations in the water, so when the tide is up, it literally appears as if it is drifting on the sea.

It was softly raining on the day we went, creating a beautiful misty mountain backdrop to the busy town. We walked along the shrine’s open platforms, taking in the view of the sea. We stopped every now and again to take photos and to read the wishes people had written and hung up in hope that they would come true.

A wish for world peace

We then took a walk up the mountain path, eventually being invited for tea outside a small shop. The view from above was even more beautiful, and we sat for a while taking in the sea air with the warm tea bowl in between our hands.

Sipping matcha from a tea house on the mountainside

The smell of freshly baked momiji manjuu (a leaf-shaped confection) lead us on as we descended back down again and explored what the town had to offer. We walked through the busy streets, stopping to admire the local wares. I don’t usually buy souvenirs, but a beautiful little Japanese style tea-cup imprinted with autumn leaves caught my eye and I couldn’t help myself.

The feel of the town was lively and the shopkeepers chatted with kind voices and forgave our gaijin ways with a smile on their faces.

An old lady preparing the region's speicality - grilled oysters

Miyajima is a charming little town, which is easy to reach by ferry boat. There’s lot’s to do and see, from stroking wild deer to riding a cable car between the mountains. For a tourist spot, prices are sort of reasonable, which is always a plus. The torii gate is an iconic image of the beauty of Japan, making it a must-see for ‘quintessentially-Japanese’ photo addicts like me.

#57 Hiroshima

Hiroshima is known for being the first city in the world to have been hit with an atomic bomb by USA during WWII. However, apart from one remaining structure, you wouldn’t be able to tell that the ground you are walking on was once obliterated to rubble and on it crawled thousands of people dying from burns and radiation.

It’s an eerie thought, and one that you are reminded of as you walk by the A-bomb Dome at night. It was decided that it was to be left it standing to remind the world what happens when humans let war get too far.

I visited the City Museum and Memorial Hall, which in my opinion, all did a good job of being as fair as possible when describing the events of the war. They acknowledged that Japan wasn’t entirely guilt free when it came to the terrible things it committed during war-time, but neither were the countries exactly heroic angels either.

Walking amongst the tattered remains of kid’s school uniforms and packed lunch boxes burnt black from fire, rusted toy bikes and stopped watches, photos of burn victims and pieces of walls splattered with shards of glass or with black rain streaked solemnly on the sides of them, one begins to realize how destructively far humans can go.

It’s almost impossible to believe that it was even true. It felt so far fetch’d that I almost couldn’t fathom that it had actually happened right where I was standing, just a couple of decades ago.

In any case, the objective of the museum wasn’t to bash on other countries, it was to try and spread the message against nuclear weapons. The people of Hiroshima believe that as long as nuclear weapons exists (or even the threat of it) peace cannot be made between humans on earth when we can just blast our enemies into oblivion with a push of a button.

I can’t say I disagree with this point of view, and although some may say that the bombing of Japan might have been ‘necessary’ to stop the war, when you’re reading the stories of dead little girls your view tends to shift a little. I just couldn’t have helped thinking that there must have been another way, any other way, apart from this kind of devastation.

Hiroshima before the bomb

Hiroshima after the bomb (the red line marks where the bomb fell)

It was a bitter couple of hours spent, but it was necessary to remind people of the real horrors of war, something a lot of us thankfully have never witnessed in real life. It’s definitely an emotional experience that everyone should go through, if not out of respect for those that died.

Cranes are a symbol of peace in Japan

Whichever side you lie on the nuclear debate, one thing is true. We are all aiming for the same thing. A world where there is no war and fighting, a world where children can enjoy their childhoods and adults can live without worrying about rationing for the war effort or whether they’d live to see their kids grow up.

We’re all aiming for world peace. Will we live to see it happen?

#71 Todaiji

Todaiji (literally meaning Eastern Great Temple) is a Buddhist Temple in Nara. It is known for its magnificent main hall, which is the biggest wooden building in the world. It houses a giant bronze statue of the Buddha, which also happens to be the biggest of it’s kind in the world. Todaiji is the main attraction of Nara, and it’s beauty and rich history has earned it’s name on the World Heritage Site list.

It has stood as the headquarters of the Kegon school of Buddhism for centuries. During the years Nara was the capital of Japan, Todaiji acted as a place of administration and ordination. But when the Buddhist powers shifted to other schools and the capital moved away, Todaiji lost much of it’s influence. Furthermore, the original structures have been lost in ancient fires and earthquakes and has gone under several major reconstructions. Still, although 30% smaller than the original, the current construction has managed to stand for over three centuries.

There were once two 100m pagodas on either side of the main hall (said to be some of the tallest structures in the world during that time) but since their collapse they have never been rebuilt and only the metal tips of them (called sorin) remain today.

Today, tourists can enter for just 500 yen through the outer gate (though it’s possible to snap some distant pictures from outside) from which you walk past the beautiful garden towards the main hall.

Inside, you will be able to see the Daibutsu (Big Buddha statue) as well as a collection of other statues and models. Being a very famous tourist spot, it will most likely be quite crowded, especially on days that there are festivals in Nara or during public holidays.

My recommendation is to go near closing time, so that there are fewer people to get in the way of taking pictures! But more importantly, there is a high chance of little/no queuing time to crawl through the famous ‘Buddha’s Nostril’ – which is a small hole through one of the supporting pillars the size of the Buddha statue’s nostril, that one is supposed to squeeze through as a wish for long life.

This was my attempt to fit through it (it’s a tight squeeze but it’s possible for even some smaller adult men to fit through).

After this experience, I realized that I really really need to go on a diet.

… so that’s how it works.

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